Easter Jokes for Kids: Funny Easter Bunny Jokes – Happy Easter!

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Easter Jokes for Kids:

Funny Easter Bunny Jokes… Happy Easter!

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Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? 
A: A funny bunny!

Q: Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.

Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A: A hare-net.

Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

Q: How do eggs stay healthy?
A: They "Egg-cercise".

Q: What kind of plants do eggs keep?
A: Eggplants.

Q: What do you call an egg from outer space?
A: An "Egg-stra terrestial".

Q: What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A: An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-cellerated.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter

Q: How are bunnies like calculators? 
A: They can multiply real fast! 

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t a chicken yet! 

Q: What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him?
A: A 13-carrot ring!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain. 

Q: How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
A: None, they’re all on the outside. 

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The first Rabbit to lay and egg. 

Q: How do you get letter to a bunny?
A: Hare mail. 

Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A: A rabbit hole.

Q: What do you call a bunny with oodles of money? 
A: A billion-hare!

Q: What game do little bunnies like to play?
A: Hopscotch!

Q: Why did the bunny get so mad? 
A: She was having a bad hare day! 

Q: What is a bunny’s favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop!

Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A: They both have cotton tails.

Q: Did you hear about the rich bunny? 
A: He was a millionhare!

Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

Q: What kind of books do bunnies read?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!

Q: Do bunnies use combs?
A: No, they use hare brushes!

Q: Why did the little girl wash her bunny?
A: Because her hare was dirty!

Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!

Q: Where do Easter bunnies go to dance?
A: To the Basket ball!

Q: How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another?
A: They take a taxi cabbage!

Q: What do you call a bunny that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!

Q: What kind of music does a bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A: A honey bunny.

Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
A: They both have big ears.

Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?
A: Because it runs.

Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other. 

Q: Why are bunnies so smart?
A: Because they know how to multiply!

Q: How do bunnies keep their fur neat?
A: They use a harebrush!

Q: Why is a bunny’s nose always so shiny?
A: Because his powder puff is at the wrong end!

Q: What do you call a holiday that bunnies go when when they first get married?
A: Bunnymoon!

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won’t be empty.

Q: Which bunnies were famous bank robbers? 

A: Bunny and Clyde!

Q: What kind of cars do bunnies drive?
A: Hop rods!

Q: What do bunnies sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you!

Q: What did the bunnies say when the farmer caught them kissing in the garden?
A: Lettuce alone!

Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits’ feet!

Q: What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A: A bunny laughing its head off.

Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: Hare mail.

Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
A: Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get "Egg-ucated".

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he was eggo-centric!

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A: A hare-net.

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing ya.

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q: What search engine do eggs use on the Internet?
A: Egg-site!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending.

Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?
A: They went through the "Eggs-it".

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: They eggercise.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they’ve just finished a March

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Q: What part did the egg play in the movies?
A: He was an "Egg-stra". Egghead!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the grey hares!

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? 
A: His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
A: Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?
A: Egg-zosted!

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
A: Tired.

Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: Hare mail.

Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A: A bunion.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion.

Q: What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A: Thistle have to do.

Q: What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won’t be empty.

* * * 

Molly Mole: What’s the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?

Barney: What’s a mattababy?

Molly Mole: Nothing. What’s the matter with you?

* * *

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther Who?
Esther Bunny

* * * 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
Cargo Meep Meep, over Esther Bunny

* * *

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cwy Esther Bunny be Otay.

 
 

 

Comments

  1. says

    My husband LOVES kid jokes – I’ll have to share this with him. Hiding little jokes inside Easter eggs is a great alternative to candy!

    • says

      I love that idea, Cheryl! Might have to use it tomorrow because there’s only so much candy I can give my son! Not thrilled about giving ANY, but just a small amount and the other half will be small items — and jokes, too!

  2. Joanna says

    This is my favorite:
    Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
    A: Eggercise.

    I’m printing this so we can have joke time tomorrow when we have our Easter brunch! The kids will be crackin!

  3. Jo-Ann Brightman says

    I love these. I am so terrible about telling jokes, but I might print these out and take them to show my family.

  4. Jennifer Dysart says

    LOL, cute, clean humor. Like the one that says why the egg was scared and because it’s chicken, lol

  5. Sarah L says

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Stella
    Stella Who?
    Stella ‘nother Ester Bunny

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Archie
    Archie Who?
    Archie glad there’s no more Ester Bunny?

  6. Tammy S says

    Thanks for all the great jokes. I can’t wait to try them today on my nephew. He loves to tell jokes and will get a kick out of them. I have printed them off and I am ready to take him down today. :)

  7. Darlene Ysaguirre says

    These are so cute at dinner we usually go around and see jokes that we hear my daughter woulf love these

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