Easter Jokes for Kids: Funny Easter Bunny Jokes – Happy Easter!


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Easter Jokes for Kids:

Funny Easter Bunny Jokes… Happy Easter!

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Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? 
A: A funny bunny!

Q: Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.

Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A: A hare-net.

Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

Q: How do eggs stay healthy?
A: They "Egg-cercise".

Q: What kind of plants do eggs keep?
A: Eggplants.

Q: What do you call an egg from outer space?
A: An "Egg-stra terrestial".

Q: What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A: An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-cellerated.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter

Q: How are bunnies like calculators? 
A: They can multiply real fast! 

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t a chicken yet! 

Q: What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him?
A: A 13-carrot ring!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain. 

Q: How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
A: None, they’re all on the outside. 

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The first Rabbit to lay and egg. 

Q: How do you get letter to a bunny?
A: Hare mail. 

Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A: A rabbit hole.

Q: What do you call a bunny with oodles of money? 
A: A billion-hare!

Q: What game do little bunnies like to play?
A: Hopscotch!

Q: Why did the bunny get so mad? 
A: She was having a bad hare day! 

Q: What is a bunny’s favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop!

Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A: They both have cotton tails.

Q: Did you hear about the rich bunny? 
A: He was a millionhare!

Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

Q: What kind of books do bunnies read?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!

Q: Do bunnies use combs?
A: No, they use hare brushes!

Q: Why did the little girl wash her bunny?
A: Because her hare was dirty!

Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!

Q: Where do Easter bunnies go to dance?
A: To the Basket ball!

Q: How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another?
A: They take a taxi cabbage!

Q: What do you call a bunny that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!

Q: What kind of music does a bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A: A honey bunny.

Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
A: They both have big ears.

Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?
A: Because it runs.

Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other. 

Q: Why are bunnies so smart?
A: Because they know how to multiply!

Q: How do bunnies keep their fur neat?
A: They use a harebrush!

Q: Why is a bunny’s nose always so shiny?
A: Because his powder puff is at the wrong end!

Q: What do you call a holiday that bunnies go when when they first get married?
A: Bunnymoon!

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won’t be empty.

Q: Which bunnies were famous bank robbers? 

A: Bunny and Clyde!

Q: What kind of cars do bunnies drive?
A: Hop rods!

Q: What do bunnies sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you!

Q: What did the bunnies say when the farmer caught them kissing in the garden?
A: Lettuce alone!

Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits’ feet!

Q: What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A: A bunny laughing its head off.

Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: Hare mail.

Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
A: Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get "Egg-ucated".

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he was eggo-centric!

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A: A hare-net.

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing ya.

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q: What search engine do eggs use on the Internet?
A: Egg-site!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending.

Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?
A: They went through the "Eggs-it".

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: They eggercise.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they’ve just finished a March

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Q: What part did the egg play in the movies?
A: He was an "Egg-stra". Egghead!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the grey hares!

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? 
A: His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
A: Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?
A: Egg-zosted!

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
A: Tired.

Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: Hare mail.

Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A: A bunion.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion.

Q: What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A: Thistle have to do.

Q: What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won’t be empty.

* * * 

Molly Mole: What’s the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?

Barney: What’s a mattababy?

Molly Mole: Nothing. What’s the matter with you?

* * *

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther Who?
Esther Bunny

* * * 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
Cargo Meep Meep, over Esther Bunny

* * *

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cwy Esther Bunny be Otay.

 
 

 

  • http://www.savannahmiller1987.blogspot.com/ Savannah miller

    My son loves the bugs bunny one :)! Thanks for all the great jokes

  • http://www.momsandmunchkins.ca/ Cheryl

    My husband LOVES kid jokes – I’ll have to share this with him. Hiding little jokes inside Easter eggs is a great alternative to candy!

    • http://www.mamanyc.net Nicole

      I love that idea, Cheryl! Might have to use it tomorrow because there’s only so much candy I can give my son! Not thrilled about giving ANY, but just a small amount and the other half will be small items — and jokes, too!

  • Joanna

    This is my favorite:
    Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
    A: Eggercise.

    I’m printing this so we can have joke time tomorrow when we have our Easter brunch! The kids will be crackin!

  • Jo-Ann Brightman

    I love these. I am so terrible about telling jokes, but I might print these out and take them to show my family.

  • Jennifer Dysart

    LOL, cute, clean humor. Like the one that says why the egg was scared and because it’s chicken, lol

  • Sarah L

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Stella
    Stella Who?
    Stella ‘nother Ester Bunny

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Archie
    Archie Who?
    Archie glad there’s no more Ester Bunny?

  • Tammy S

    Thanks for all the great jokes. I can’t wait to try them today on my nephew. He loves to tell jokes and will get a kick out of them. I have printed them off and I am ready to take him down today. :)

  • Janet W.

    These are so cute! I’ll have to share some of these with my family!

  • Betty Baez

    haha very cute i like the What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
    He cracked up. one

  • Darlene Ysaguirre

    These are so cute at dinner we usually go around and see jokes that we hear my daughter woulf love these

  • Amy Orvin

    These jokes are really good. I am going to tell my neice about some of these.

  • Kelly A. Tanner

    These are cute jokes. I need to show them to my 7 year old! Thanks!